Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
worst night to have a conscience
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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