Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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