It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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