Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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