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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.

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(303): View more from Colorado

he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?

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(914): View more from New York

Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life

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(708): View more from Illinois

You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.

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(214): View more from Texas

There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.

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(360): View more from Washington

When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday

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(618): View more from Illinois

I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers

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