I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
