all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
