is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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