All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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