remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We have so much sex to catch up on
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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