You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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