I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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