I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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