The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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