My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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