Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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