Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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