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(720): View more from Colorado

More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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(443): View more from Maryland

we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i just like, need to vent to someone

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Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

the sex got boring after the first three hours

(1-860): View more from Connecticut

holy shit

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