Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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