i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
