Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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