When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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