He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
ttyl tear gas
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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