am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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