It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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