Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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