fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck appropriateness.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
