ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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