Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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