When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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