Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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