There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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