Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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