no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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