I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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