i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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