Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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