Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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