that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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