So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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