i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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