hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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