we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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