So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
no more duck duck goose at the bar
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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