But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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