She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
