i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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