Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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