she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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