what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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